A way to make popcorn more sexy it seems
Is to pair them by gender and snap
It’s not really dirty to view I’m sure
Compare to some other strange haps

Daily, costumes and puppets are sewn
to resemble the human pudenda
And sometimes the miracles brought on by birth
include a nether mammilla

To be less proper and less misconstrued
there’s reports of porn star-beast cruelty
plus pleasure equipment that’s powered by steam
but can fatally to burn your patootie.

From clocks made of nudes
And truthful sex facts
we all dig a bit of disclosure
And happily said, I thank once again
The Bloggess-oh, do I adore her.


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